The Bucket List

Bucket list:a list of things to do before kicking the proverbial bucket

Travel the world

Go horseback riding

Make a difference in someone’s life

Climb a mountain

Adopt a pet

Go on a road trip with friends

Go bungee jumping

Go sky diving

Learn a new language

Run a marathon

Learn archery

Learn swimming

Swim in the ocean(preferable one which is not inhabited by piranhas)

Swim with dolphins

Write a story on wattpad

Write a poem

Write a (VERY SECRETIVE) fanfic

Go to a concert

Learn an instrument

to be continued….when my brain is in working condition

What to do when your bored

Dear reader,

If boredom was a sea my life would be the biggest island in it,enough said -_-

#1 Annoy your sister/brother

#2 Walk up to people with your photo and ask them-“have you seen this person”

#3 Play flappy bird(WARNING:causes anger issues-consult doctor)

piggy

#4 Draw pigs

#5 Make a post on what to do when you are bored on wordpress

#6 Stare at a person till the get creeped out

#7 Put a walkie talkie in your mail box and shout at everybody who walks by

#8 Call your friend, and tell them you can’t talk right now, cause your busy.

#9 Go into a store, ask what year it is. When they answer your question, jump triumphantly, pump your fist in the air and say: “Yes! It worked!”

#10 Put a dora doll in the middle of Walmart.When someone tries to pick it up yell “SWIPER NO SWIPING”!!!

Yours truly

Ginger

 

 

 

The Fault in Our Stars*cue tears

Dear hopefully-fellow-tfios-lover,

Okay,It took me a few hours(days,weeks,months) to function after reading this “book”(do NOT be deceived by it’s appearance,it is actually a knife which will pierce your heart repeatedly)

Me after reading this book:

“Oh!look at that ant,it kinda looks like a black star….star,the fault in our stars*tears”

“*looking at a window..I never realized that window has the word in in it…..tfios has in in it*tears”

“*sees Charlie and the chocolate factory……life is not a wish granting factory*tears”

“*starts this post with an okay……….okay?okay.*TEARS”

This book made me feel infinite emotions in the limited pages in it.

I wish I could say more but life is not a wish granting factory.

My words are words I can’t form into meaningful sentences.

I fell in love with this book the way you love,deeply and strongly.

It was a privilege having my heart broken by this book.

I’m like a not-strong-dam,one day I’m going to collapse and flood the whole world with my tears.

It’s a metaphor you take a book than can make you cry,and read it anyway.

The marks this books leaves are permanent.

okay I’m out of weird puns,I was gonna write a review but I like my choices,I hope you like them to.

Now I’m out of weird puns,honestly

Next time this book is printed it should come with a warning,or a request-Please go into the nearest store and buy all the tissue boxes in it,you will need it.

Yours truly,

Ginger

P.S If you read this absolutely phenomenal,heart wrenching,beautiful,all-other awesome adjectives I can’t think of book,we are going to become besties.

 

 

 

A procrastinator’s guide to procastinating

Dear whoever-is-reading-this,

Procrastination :The action of delaying or postponing something

If procrastination was a kingdom,I’d the queen,if it was a school,I’d be the principal,if it was a  book,I’d be the author,if it was a….you get the picture?I’m basically a master procrastinator,and proud……most times….okay,sometimes…I’m not proud of it*sigh

So basically I’M going to teach YOU how you know if you are procrastinating,*drumroll

step 1:

brain:”this project is important,we better get started”.

heart:”this project  is not due for a while,we’ll do it later ”

step 2:

brain:”maybe we should get a head start.”

heart:”nah!”

step 3:

brain:”better get started.”

heart:”I’m busy right now……I want to see which blade of grass grows faster.”

step 4:*24 hours before the dead line

brain:”we should really get started.”

heart:”we still have time,I don’t need to sleep”

step 5:*2 hours before the dead line

heart:”I’LL NEVER PROCRASTINATE AGAIN!!!”

brain”that’s what you said the last time”

So,moral-we should never procrastinate ,take me for example, I’ve been procrastinating all week BUT I finally decided to post this post……..even though it’s only because I have lot’s of  homework which is due in 3 days time and I want to pretend that I’m busy(alas,the irony)

BYE

Yours truly,

Ginger

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“Procrastination?No,I just wait until the last minute to do my work because I will be older,therefore wiser”-random quote on the internet

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*insert clever and intelligent sounding blog post name

Dear reader,

Hey, didn’t see you there

Hi,what’s happening?

Hello,what’s up?

…….okay,I’m nervous,let’s start over

HI,I’m……Ginger(side note:that’s not actually my name,I just don’t want people I know to find this blog and know that it’s me,if they do they’ll make fun of me till the day I died,that is if they don’t kill me first for not telling them about this blog)and this is my blog!!(……stating the obvious)and this is my first post(….stating the obvious AGAIN),okay I’m just going to go ahead and explain the existence of this blog before it…..turns into a book?

  1. I can put my thoughts on paper….I mean webpage.
  2. I CAN RANT(CONFESSION/DISCLAIMER/WARNING:I rant without permission,so beware)
  3. also well,have you ever wondered what you were thinking about when you were younger??I have and so….I created this blog,so that the older-me can find out how it’s younger self( present me)’s mind works,does that make any sense?

My reasons seemed better in my mind

Well,this is awkward…….for the first time in my life I have run out of words.

Okay then,I am gonna stop now(reader: FINALLY!!!!)

BYE :)…actually more like 😦

Yours truly,

Ginger

P.S  Future me, if you are reading this…..HIIII:)

P.SS Sorry about the blog name,my brain is not fully functional right now.

P.SSS Why does wordpress activate the sad smiley face and not the happy smiley face,that is really…..negative

P.SSS Don’t worry I swear this is the last one,thanks for reading:)

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My forte is awkwardness-Zach Galifianakis(me:I feel you buddy)

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